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Mouse Allergy

Lactose intolerance?
Lactose intolerance is the inability to digest lactose, a sugar found in milk and dairy products.

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Singing Condom Costumes

A very funny condom video that is quite instructive.
A few guys singing and dancing in colorful condom costumes may result in a loss of sexual desire.

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A Short History Of Medicine

“Doctor, I have an ear ache.”

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. – That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

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Medical Matrix 101 – The Medical School

What is the Medical Matrix?

This medical school video was inspired by the movie The Matrix.
The Medical Matrix is similar to The Matrix, the main difference being the special effect budget.

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More Doctors Smoke Camels

A 1949 TV commercial for Camel cigarettes

What cigarette do you smoke, Doctor?

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Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams

A spoof from The ONION news network:

Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.

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The Cardiologist’s Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said,

“I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral…I’m a gynecologist.”

Then the proctologist fainted.

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Mad TV – Fat Ass It

Why supersize your meal when you can go to the next step as seen in Mad TV, Fat Ass It sketch!
Is there a relationship between fast food consumption and obesity?

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The World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon

The Onion: World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100

Nothing can stop Carl Wainwright from doing what he loves best – performing surgery on the human brain.

Take a good look at his medical school diploma from 1930…
“For the treatment of bad humors of the brain.”

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Sweet Urine Test

The Importance Of The Power Of Observation In Medicine:

It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year’s rounds by teaching “a singularly important principle of medicine.”

He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of Urine. He then talked at length about Diabetes mellitus. “Diabetes,” he said, “is a Greek name; but the Romans noticed that the bees like the urine of diabetics, so they added the word mellitus which means sweet as honey. Well, as you know, you may find sugar in the urine of a diabetic … ”

By now the nurse had returned with a sample of urine which the registrar promptly held up like a trophy. We stared at that straw colored fluid as if we had never seen such a thing before. The registrar then startled us. He dipped a finger boldly into the urine, then licked his finger with the tip of his tongue. As if tasting wine, he opened and closed his lips rapidly. Could he perhaps detect a faint taste of sugar?
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