The Cardiologist’s Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said,

“I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral…I’m a gynecologist.”

Then the proctologist fainted.

Trunk Monkey Delivers Baby

Childbirth – How To Push A Baby In Delivery

Labor will start when it is time to have your baby.
You will feel contractions when labor starts.
It is time to start pushing when your contractions are five minutes apart.
Your cervix will open during the first stage of labor.
Don’t push until your cervix is fully dilated.
Soon your baby will be born followed by the placenta.

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