Prostate Cancer – Knowledge Through Humor

This public service announcement about Prostate specific antigen uses clips from old western movies to encourage men to have a PSA (Prostate specific antigen) test.

Therefore, this video is PSA about getting a PSA test…got that? | (PSA = Prostate specific antigen, Public service announcement)

What is a prostate-specific antigen (PSA) test?

Prostate-specific antigen is a protein produced by the prostate gland.
Low levels of PSA are normally found in the blood.
The PSA test measures the level of PSA in the blood.
Elevated levels of PSA could be an indication of prostate diseases such as benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) and prostate cancer.

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A Short History Of Medicine

“Doctor, I have an ear ache.”

2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. – That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

 

An adverse effect is a harmful effect caused by a medication such as an antibiotic…or a root.

The Psychiatric Hotline

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line until we can trace the call.
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The Cardiologist’s Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said,

“I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral…I’m a gynecologist.”

Then the proctologist fainted.