Doctors Orders

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.

After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,

Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife.

What did the doctor say?

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Hands-Only CPR

Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) is an emergency medical procedure for a victim of cardiac arrest…

It’s not Rocket Science, it’s Hands-Only CPR [American Heart Association]

It’s not normal to see an adult suddenly collapse, but if you do, call 911 and push hard and fast in the center of the chest. It’s called Hands-Only CPR.

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Related Link:
Hands-Only (Compression-Only) Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation: A Call to Action for Bystander Response to Adults Who Experience Out-of-Hospital Sudden Cardiac Arrest
Circulation. 2008 Apr 22;117(16):2162-7. Epub 2008 Mar 31. Free full text.

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The H1N1 Rap

“The H1N1 Rap was written, composed, produced, and performed by John D. Clarke, MD, FAAFP. This music video is a fun, highly educational, and entertaining way to learn about prevention of the H1N1 virus.”

Video: H1N1 Rap

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