From The Onion: Despondex is a treatment for the annoyingly cheerful. Some prefer natural treatments such as a diet of corn syrup and white bread combined with a total lack of exercise.
Lactose intolerance is the inability to digest lactose, a sugar found in milk and dairy products.
(no cheese was harmed in the making of this video)
Isn’t it a better idea to die of old age?
Winner of British Animation Award 2008, public choice: commercial category – We made this film for Amnesty International – Brian Cox is the voice of Measles.. an attempt to lure people back to old fashioned, diseased dying instead of the more modern war and killing style demises! ‘It’s just not natural!’