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Archive for the ‘Doctor Doctor Joke’

I think I’m a computer

February 10, 2010 By: Stitches Category: Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor, Doctor!
I think I’m a computer.

Is that your screen saver?

Born on a pirate ship

February 09, 2010 By: Stitches Category: Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor, Doctor!
I was born on a pirate ship. I was born on a pirate ship. I was born on a pirate ship.

That stinks!

I feel like a pencil

February 06, 2010 By: Stitches Category: Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a pencil.

Then get to the point.

I feel like a spoon

January 30, 2010 By: Stitches Category: Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor, Doctor!
I feel like a spoon.

The Matrix has you and here is no spoon.

It hurts when I do push-ups

January 29, 2010 By: Stitches Category: Doctor Doctor Joke

Doctor, Doctor!
It really hurts when I do push-ups!

There’s a knife in your chest.

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