Medical Joke

Alice in Wonderland syndrome

“is a disorienting neurological condition which affects human perception. Sufferers may experience micropsia, macropsia, and/or size distortion of other sensory modalities. A temporary condition, it is often associated with migraines, brain tumours, and the use of psychoactive drugs.”

This syndrome – PubMed

“is so called because of the resemblance of its symptoms to the fluctuations in size and shape that plague the main character in Lewis Carrol’s 1865 novel Alice in Wonderland.”

Alice in Wonderland Official Trailer

Bayer gets stiffed by potency pill heist [Reuters]

Levitra is a drug that hardens the male member. These erection producing pills have been stolen from Bayer thus depriving planet earth of five days of masculine levitation. Maybe not since the supply will be available for purchase online – buy levitra and overnight shipping.

Will the Get 3 Free Levitra with a Prescription [Levitra.com] be changed to Get 3 Free Levitra without a Prescription?

Levitra Ad – A not so subtle message on how to get it into the hole…

Happy Valentine’s day!

Saliva: Secret Ingredient in the Best Kisses.

“Some anthropologists think that kissing originated as a way for mothers to transfer pre-chewed food to their children.”

Another theory is that kissing is a way to stop women from talking too much during sex and  this was an evolutionary advantage for kissing couples. These men had a less of a tendency to ‘hit and run’ and they would be available to care for the offspring.

Mrs. United States 2008 is a psychiatrist.

This year as Mrs. United States, and daily as a Psychiatrist, Gariane is fighting to eliminate the negative stigma of mental illness.  Her crown is serving as a microphone, as this title has given her a greater opportunity to be a voice across this great nation for patients with mental illness and their families.

I hope she does not wear that crown with the hidden microphone when she sees her schizophrenic patients.

Via I Am Not A Beauty Queen – Shrink Rap

What do you know about sex and sexually transmitted diseases?

Play the game S.O.S S.T.I at www.youngandhealthy.ca.

The three levels of the game are represented by three dickheads! The expert penis avatar is wearing cool shades.