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Doctor, Doctor!I feel dizzy Stop running in circles!

Doctor, Doctor!I think I’m a computer. Is that your screen saver?

Doctor, Doctor!I was born on a pirate ship. I was born on a pirate ship. I was born on a pirate ship. That stinks!

Doctor, Doctor!I feel like a pencil. Then get to the point.

Doctor, Doctor!I feel like a spoon. The Matrix has you and here is no spoon.

Doctor, Doctor!It really hurts when I do push-ups! There’s a knife in your chest.

Doctor, Doctor!I have a mole on my back. I’m a doctor. Show it to the vet!

Doctor, Doctor!I can’t think straight! You have a warped mind.

Doctor, Doctor!My child has just swallowed a roll of film. Well lets wait and see if anything develops.

Doctor, Doctor!I think that I’m the invisible man Sorry, I can’t see you now.