The Zombie Flu Mutation

The swine flu H1N1 has mutated to the zombie flu H1Z1 [faux BBC site]

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of its’ victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection”.


Related Link:

Zombie science: a sinister consequence of evaluating scientific theories purely on the basis of enlightened self-interest.
Med Hypotheses. 2008 Sep;71(3):327-9.

And when a branch of science based on phoney theories serves a useful but non-scientific purpose, it may be kept-going indefinitely by continuous transfusions of cash from those whose interests it serves. If this happens, real science expires and a ‘zombie science’ evolves.

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  1. This has been my biggest fear for years – Zombies!

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